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8 Facebook statuses you prob shouldn't use

1. Having a wank in Mcdonalds was a bad idea.
2. How was I supposed to know she was fourteen? 
3. Me and my best mate have just proven we are not gay.
4. I'm off to Michael Barrymores house for a pool party. - Excited!
5. So it looks like I will be sent down for rape.
6. Getting probed by aliens isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
7. Why is it always me that gets banned from the park?
8. So excited! Just ordered my Justin Bieber tickets.   

Is Jeeves gay?

Good question don't you think? Perhaps we should ask him.

I'm still none the wiser.

Google Search

Is it just me or is Google to cleaver for its own good?

Google must hate George Bush:

Phil Mitchell

Well over a cracking cuppa tea this morning I thought some Google bashing was in order.
Urmm what to Google? Well Phil Mitchell has gotta be a good place to start.
After scrolling down a few pages of his pictures I came across this gem of a look alike, a young Mr Nick Kingett.

Pretty good isn't he ? sure we can do better though so here is my top three Phil Mitchell look alikes of the day.

The day we meet Sir Alex Ferguson

Using Manchester United, one of the largest football organisations in the world to drive traffic towards my blog is kinda shameless I know, but who gives a fuck it’s my blog not yours!

If let’s say you and a few friends decided to pass the time by setting a mission for yourselves and let’s say that mission was to meet up with Sir Alex himself how would one go about it?      

A new hobby?

Me and my cat haven’t been getting on to well lately plus I’ve been getting bored shitless at home, so I popped out the other day to buy a new camera. It’s one of those all singing all dancing fuckers with loads of flashy lights and I’m sure if you asked it nicely it would do a great cuppa tea.

Anyways I was able to get out and give it a go over the weekend,

My football cat

Firstly I should explain if you’re American, football is the same as soccer and if you’re Chinese cats are never acceptable with fried rice or prawn crackers.

My cats name is Toffee I’ve adopted him from my little sister, she left him here when she moved out so now he sits down with me to watch the football, don’t worry he hates Manchester City as well.