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8 Facebook statuses you prob shouldn't use

1. Having a wank in Mcdonalds was a bad idea.
2. How was I supposed to know she was fourteen? 
3. Me and my best mate have just proven we are not gay.
4. I'm off to Michael Barrymores house for a pool party. - Excited!
5. So it looks like I will be sent down for rape.
6. Getting probed by aliens isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
7. Why is it always me that gets banned from the park?
8. So excited! Just ordered my Justin Bieber tickets.